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Foreskin's Lament: A Memoir

Foreskin's Lament reveals Auslander's youth in a strict, socially isolated Orthodox community, and recounts his rebellion and efforts to make a new life apart from it. Auslander remembers his youthful attempt to win the "blessing bee" (the Orthodox version of a spelling bee), his exile to an Orthodox-style reform school in Israel after he's caught shoplifting Union Bay jeans from the mall, and his 14-mile hike to watch the New York Rangers play in Madison Square Garden without violating the Sabbath. Throughout, Auslander struggles to understand God and His complicated, often contradictory laws. He tries to negotiate with God and His representatives: a day of sin-free living for a day of indulgence, a blessing for each profanity. But ultimately, Auslander settles for a peaceful cease-fire, a standoff with God, and accepts the very slim remaining hope that his newborn son might live free of guilt, doubt, and struggle.

Auslander's combination of unrelenting humor and anger renders a rich and fascinating portrait of a man grappling with his faith, family, and community.

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Listening Length: 7 hours

Program Type: Audiobook

Version: Unabridged

Publisher: Penguin Audio

Audible.com Release Date: October 4, 2007

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Language: English, English

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Foreskin's Lament is a non-fictional coming of age story about Shalom Auslander, an Orthodox Jew raised in the 60's by a tyrannical father and a worried mother. He was taught to be very afraid of God and His wrath. Anything you do wrong, and the author lists them throughout the book, and someone dies, or someone is hurt. Shalom expects it at all times.Despite being in an unhappy home, Shalom does his best to ease tensions in the household - from doing Nixon impressions to asking his father about tools. His father is a master carpenter, and we aren't told how he makes his living, but do know he doesn't measure up to most of Shaloms other schoolmates fathers, who are doctors and lawyers. He certainly doesn't measure up to his wife's (Shaloms mother) two famous Rabbi brothers. So Shaloms dad takes his misery out on his sons.All through the book, Shalom writes of how he first fears God, then begins to test Him. He starts to eat non-kosher foods and takes off his Yamika, just to see what God will do. He looks at pornography, disobeys the rules of the Torah, and goes out on the Sabbath. This continues for years, he can do what he wants, it seems, because dressed in his Orthodox garb, he is invisible. He is able to shoplift whatever he wants, because the security guards at Macy's are watching the black kids, not the conservative Jewish boy.And the book is funny. Very witty & clever. The author processes his childhood religion and makes the bad parts go away. He doesn't forgive his parents at all. He, as an adult man, husband, and new father, takes charge of his life and moves away from his religious beginnings.I loved reading this book and recommend it to anyone that enjoys reading memoirs.

Shalom Auslander writes a humorous, raunchy memoir, full of Yiddish (which I found hilarious), with brutal honesty. If you are touchy about Heshem, if you lack a solid sense of humor, you may want to avoid this memoir. I thoroughly enjoyed reading about his life, told by interweaving stories from his young adulthood and his mishegas adolescence. Heshem for Auslander is a nit-picky, OCD, deity, who harasses him for every tiny violation written in the Torah. It's a miserable relationship, yet Auslander makes us laugh, especially at ourselves.

If you've lived around or have been exposed to Orthodox Jews (when you live in the NY metro area, its hard not to), this book will relieve that some of their young boys are just like non-Jewish boys of that age. The love of girls, cars, porn is and weed is universal across socio-economic and religious groups.The author's epiphany moment when faced with choosing to circumcise his new born Son also transcends religions as many of our generation wrestle with the decision to raise our children in the organized religion of our parents.I'm not knocking organized religion, however in some instances it comes with allot of baggage.

One of the best books I've read this year, although I kept it upside-down during the whole day and a half it took to read because of the offensive cover design. I didn't want my family to see it, ha.Witty, intelligent writing - reduces complex problems of evil to direct, confrontational, sparring matches with a vindictive, childish, anger-challenged, trickster God. Very Jewish and ultimately a very sad book.

I enjoyed reading this book-wasn't sure at first-but felt it was an interesting thought provoking book. I think it would be difficult for those who are not of the Jewish faith or who do not know the more orthodox traditions that some may find difficult to understand. Some of this was definitely fiction, but it is hard to know what what and what wasn't. Some of the explanations the protagonist said he learned from his orthodox education I was very unfamiliar with and found it hard to believe he would actually be taught certain things, but then it could have happened. On the other hand, the theme is about a dysfunctional family and a son who had to deal with this and deal with principles of faith that he did not accept- a very real situation today. This book is worthy of discussion with others. The book was well written but in places a little repetitive and lengthy. I read it on my phone.

This book is not for everyone, but it was definitely for me. Auslander's remembrances of growing up in an Orthodox-bubbled world is part Truman show, and part tragedy. Being forced to fear, fear, fear the almighty leader of the Jewish religion didn't sit well with the author, who saw too much wrong with the world to believe that its creator could be such a great being if all he did was kill people who disagreed with the biblical word from up high. This short memoir contains powerful tales of a childhood rebelling, first quietly and then loudly, at the religious chains thrust upon the author. There are moving parts, outrageous parts, and sad parts, and overall the book is very powerful.I normally hate memoirs, but found this one to be very entertaining.

"Foreskin" was outstanding. There were days I sat in the garage listening to the CD instead of going in the house. Having had something of a similar upbringing (yeshiva, though nothing like "Black Hat," I certainly identified with Auslander's predicaments, though I can't say I took the same steps to deal with them. "The Blessing Bee" is a classic and his one-on-one battles with God (or G-d) are poignant, agonizing and hilarious, too. The author's narration works, too. First, I thought he was too flat, but his passions and predicaments more than came through. This was a most entertaining and wonderfully nostalgic read.Mike L. Deerfield IL

This book probably caters to a very specific group. However, as a member of that target market I thoroughly enjoyed the book. Laughed out loud on the subway.

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